do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns 

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towritepoems:

I hope somebody told you that they love you today. But if nobody did, then I love you and I hope that’s enough to make you want to live at least another day.

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fuckyeahloldemort:

i dont even use tumblr anymore

tumblr uses me

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clever-one-word-url:

GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”. 

GUYS

MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP

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dogesexual:

do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to

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laughcentre:

fuck who ever tells you procrastinators go nowhere i just finished a script that i was suppose to start 4 months ago in 2 hours

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isaac-lahey:

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

#are you surprised have you seen yahoo answers

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